7 Critical Things You Should Know BEFORE Dating A Musician
15 February 2016 by Gaetano
The dating world for musicians is often a complex one. I’ll be writing this article based on my personal experience from a single male’s perspective. Since I’m NYC based, I’ll be explaining why that makes dating even harder. Whether you’re a male or female in the industry, there are various complexities that can make things very challenging when it comes to dating. Before I even get into it, let me properly preface this with some important context. Pay attention to the next line.
As a musician, dating is not as glorious as the stereotype makes it seem.
To every non-musician reading this, you’re just an outsider looking in.
Your entire life, you’ve been fed lies. Here are some of the most common false truths about musicians when it comes to dating:
Musicians/Artists get TONS of gorgeous women falling for them.
Musicians/Artists regularly get groupies after all their shows.
Musicians/Artists can get any woman they choose.
Musicians/Artists have a lot of money.
Musicians/Artists are players, or promiscuous.
Musicians/Artists get panties thrown at them.
Now I’ll be honest, I have my fair share of female supporters, but nothing comes close to an official “groupie.” To every dude dreaming of becoming a rock star just for the chicks, I’m pretty sure I just shattered all your hopes & dreams. Sorry, (but not sorry).
This was fun, but really just a part of the show.
To every person that thought you actually get panties thrown at you while you’re on stage, that doesn’t happen unless you’re Usher. Groupies don’t care about you when you’re on the come up, because you’re likely broke and struggling.
Sadly, the groupies are trying to weasel their way into the VIP at Gansevoort to get a glimpse at Trey Songz, not come to your show at some hole in the wall joint. But enough of all this groupie talk – Let me further explain why dating as a musician is so hard.
1. NOT ALL MUSICIANS ARE PLAYERS (BUT SOME ARE)
I’ll be the first to admit that many guys in general don’t approach women respectfully anymore.
I see beautiful women every single day of my life. During my subway commutes, in elevators, coffee shops, while ordering lunch, at music shows, etc.
But it really hit me the other day – most women on the NYC subways are wearing headphones and playing candy crush. Is this what life has come to? With all these beautiful women glued to their smart phones, even in so many public & social scenarios, infiltrating that digital barrier is a very difficult thing to do. Especially for an introvert like me. (Yes, it’s true).
I spoke about this very issue with NYC-based Matchmaker & Dating/Relationship Expert, Rachel Russo. Here’s what she had to say about it:
“The problem with dating in NYC is that with the rise of mobile dating apps, singles have more options than ever. New Yorkers are swiping away everywhere, but all of these “connections” are leading to nothing but an epic failure to actually commit in relationships.”
Russo also states that, “People are so obsessed with the matches that are about to expire on their phones, that they are missing out on the opportunities passing by right in front of them.”
I couldn’t agree with her more. We’ve become a swipe left, swipe right obsessed culture. It’s become very damaging to people who still value human connection.
My opinion is that most men are doing it totally wrong. Almost daily, I see some loser guy acting like a savage in order to get a woman’s attention. As a result, women in NYC have their guard up, and for good reason – there are tons of creeps out there ruining it for the rest of us.
However, good guys still exist. I’d like to think I’m one of them. The reality though is that when women meet me, they immediately start thinking I’m a player once they find out I’m an R&B singer.
I had one girl ask me recently, “So, what’s your damage?”
In plain English, she wanted to know how many girls I’ve been with. Unfortunately, that information is classified. A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell…
The other issue with dating in general – is that because of this strange culture we’ve created in our generation, a guy can’t even approach a girl anymore without “being thirsty.”
2. TIME WILL BE SCARCE
I’m an upcoming songwriter, and as of last year I’ve been documenting all of my music experiences via my blog and as a contributing writer to Digital Music News. As you can imagine, my life is really busy. I’m working hard to invest in my future. Therefore, the one thing that I’m always lacking is time.
Aside from that – I have very ambitious long term career goals, and I’m pretty busy trying to achieve them. I want to write a book, get my PH.D., land a publishing deal (with either Warner/Chappell, Sony/ATV, or Universal), win a Grammy, open a music studio in NYC, become a world class marketing consultant, and more.
Randi Zuckerberg (sister of Facebook’s CEO, Mark Zuckerberg) says busy people, particularly entrepreneurs, can only have 3 out of these 5 work-life balance items.
That’s a bold statement, but I’d have to agree it’s kind of true. For me personally, I’ve dedicated most of my time towards work, sleep, friends.
Now this flat out sucks when it comes to fulfilling a woman’s every lingering desire, because time is the one thing that she will likely want the most, but it’s the element that there is the least amount of. That’s why it is absolutely critical to have a woman who understands the grind, otherwise it just won’t work.
3. JEALOUSY MAY PLAGUE THE RELATIONSHIP
No matter how you look at it, jealousy can make any relationship extremely toxic. I have nothing but the utmost respect for any woman brave enough to date a musician. If it’s going to work though, there has to be lots of trust.
It’s certainly understandable for a woman to think that groupies are readily accessible at any given moment, but that’s just simply not the case. In my past experiences, re-assuring her that not every female artist I work with is trying to sleep with me has only been half the battle won. The other half is doing things like inviting her to studio sessions and shows, so she can see that life as an indie musician is not a Gucci Mane music video.
This never happens in real life.
This all goes back to trust and honesty – but women must know that late nights in the studio are NOT equivalent to cheating. Not saying that’s never happened, but it’s up to the musician to remain faithful, and up to the woman to be understanding and supportive. Also vice versa if its the other way around!
4. MONEY CAN BE AN ISSUE
I have many artist friends that are investing quite a bit of coin into their personal careers. While it may seem unreasonable to drop over $1,000 on a music video to the average person, this is very necessary for advancing the career of an upcoming artist.
Some artist/musician friends of mine are sacrificing it all for the chance to live their dreams. Working two jobs, and living with their parents so that they don’t have to spend money on expensive NYC rent. They understand that in order to be successful you absolutely have to invest in yourself, there’s just no way around it.
Thankfully, I have lots of skills I’ve been able to lean on to generate cash flow. I’ve done everything from marketing consultations to offering my musicianship for hire. I’ve also produced records, played sets at bars, gave guitar lessons.
This is what it cost to produce my debut EP, “Fade Away”
5. MUSICIANS ARE NOTORIOUSLY LATE FOR EVERYTHING
Alright, this is actually true. Official musician time is the “add 1 hour” rule. If there’s one thing I know a woman doesn’t like, it’s being kept waiting. I gotta do better. I’m not the best with punctuality, but I try to be. I will say this though – train delays have screwed me over in most cases where I was actually on time, but ended up being late.
6. WOMEN IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY CAN BE VERY DECEIVING
I’m not woman bashing here, but lets be real. Some (not all) women will try to evaluate what you’ve done, who you’ve worked with, and ultimately – what they can gain from your situation. I can’t tell you how many females have been overtly flirtatious with me and even pretended to be interested, just to try and get something for free. It’s not all females by any means, but there are certainly quite a few opportunists out there.
In fact, I spoke with a very talented artist friend of mine, J’Maine Joneson this very subject. Shockingly, here’s what he had to say:
“A girl once snatched my bank receipt out my hand just so she could see how much money I had in my account. Then after invading my privacy she had the nerve to say, OH THAT’S IT? SH*T, I THOUGHT YOU MADE MORE MONEY THAN THAT.”
That said, I think opportunism is a music industry problem in general. I recently had a conversation with my friend Shay Leonia – She’s a talented artist and was asking me how to break into the songwriter “placement scene.”
While I think this scene as a whole can become a soul sucking rat race full of rejection and frustration, I told her that my recommendation is to approach producers with “What services can I offer? How can I help you with projects that you’re working on?”
This selfless mindset is one that most artists never think with, but often leads to more reward in the long-run because it allows you to nurture and build relationships in a genuine and organic fashion.
7. DATING OTHER MUSICIANS CAN BE VERY COMPLEX
At this point, you’d think it just makes sense to date within the music scene. Look at all the commonalities. You’ll share the same goals and struggles. You can be there for each other when things go wrong. You’ll be able to help each other in studio sessions, and even make beautiful duets. So it should be a no-brainer, right? WRONG.
There was once a time when I really wanted to find a girl that was pursuing music just like me. I would always think how wonderful it would be to share that same passion of music with someone who is just as passionate about it as I am. Turns out, in my 8+ years of being in the industry, it has never happened. Why is that? Well, based on my experience, here is why.
Some females I’ve encountered in music were already dating (or f*cking) a producer to get free records.
Some female artists I’ve met are simply just too stand-offish.
Some females have already found their musical hubby.
Other females just don’t have the time or interest in dating period.
I AIN’T ABOUT THAT NETFLIX & CHILL LIFE
I’m sorry but I’m not the Netflix & Chill type. I’m not the Tinder type either. I refuse to believe that dating has transformed to align with our social media crazed, ridiculously low-attention span lifestyles, where a swipe left or swipe right will determine our fate. I still prefer to approach a woman with good old fashioned intelligent conversation and human connection. Unfortunately, opportunities for this type of interaction have become increasingly limited.
Being a musician doesn’t make it any easier to attract women. Some might even argue that it makes things more difficult. I still don’t know if I’d prefer to date within the music industry or outside of it. All I know is that I definitely need someone who is compromising and understanding to the grind, whether they’re a part of it or not.